By T. Connor
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Honestly there's something fundamentally wrong with this song.
I think Daddy would die of a fit and/or Santa would be send to jail.

Haha..
Christmas's coming so soon people.
enjoy